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Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."

chasing peacocks

Behavior perpetrated by a drunk girl that is intended to be wild and crazy but almost always is just absurd and often humiliating.
"Stacey was so hammered, she was chasing peacocks before the party even started"

or

"Patty tried to impress the crowd with her karaoke, but ended up just chasing peacocks"
chasing peacocks by JTrainMon October 12, 2011

Taiwanese Peacock 

When you pour different colors of dye into a females (or males) anus then they proceed to fart and spurt out the dye resulting in a splatter of colors dripping and spraying out of his/her ass hole which resembles peacock feathers.
I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.

Ryan Peacock 

Describing someone that has unbelievable rizz
Ex. Hey, did you see Joe talk to that girl?
Yeah, he’s literally Ryan Peacock
Ryan Peacock by Vito Spatafore January 26, 2023

Albino Peacock 

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.
Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"
Albino Peacock by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013

peacock bitch 

A girl who is very proud of her behind to the point of sticking it out to gain male attention
She's such a peacock bitch, sticking her ass out for attention,
peacock bitch by mitch00uk March 29, 2015