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The Painter 

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.
Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.
The Painter by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010
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The Painter 

All hail The Painter!
The Painter by lolmaster444 April 16, 2025

The Painter's Hold 

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"

The Painter's Elbow

A devastating finishing move performed by trained wrestlers and painters
"From the top rope!"
*The Painter's Elbow comes crashing down on it's target*
The Painter's Elbow by Stout173 December 22, 2025

hashtag the painter 

a ghetto women from the hood that enjoys to engulf large quantities of fried chicken and watermelon.
Mone't Taylor is definitely a hashtag the painter; all she likes to eat all day is watermelon and fried chicken.

painter of the night 

A yaoi mahnwa about Na-kyum,who was forced to live and paint erotic/smexy paintings for Lord Seungho.
Painter of the night seson 2 is currently ongoing!

to have the painters in 

to be cycling menstrually
HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks