Noob Point 

Noob Points are those points that are given to any person who fails to uphold the traditional gamer standards. The most common way to obtain Noob Points is by going to bed before 11pm.

Jake: Im going to bed now, Its getting late, its almost 9:30.

Larry: 500 Noob Points!

Noob Point by StrangeThangs March 28, 2009

Noob Point Overdose 

Noob Point Overdose, or NPO for short, is the reference to one who has obtained over 250 noob points within a given period of time (prescribed by the gamer giving the points). If you suffer from NPO, you must work with a True Gamer to redeem yourself, otherwise you will fail for the rest of your life, and your children will be born little nooblings, and you will never be able to teach them to become anything more. The typical cure for NPO is a stressful operation, involving sitting in front of the computer screen for 36 hours, awake and actively inputting into the computer.

Jake: Oh my gosh, my kid was born without a thumb!

Larry: Thats because you never redeemed yourself from that time you went to bed at 9:30 and your child was born a noobling. Noob Point Overdose takes it's toll on another unsuspecting ex-gamer.

Jake: Is there any way to fix it?

Larry: Well, if you stop by my lair tonight around 8, and dont plan on doing anything for a day or two, then you may be able to have it removed.

Noob Point Overdose by StrangeThangs March 28, 2009

Noob Points 

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).

FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``

Noob Points by Flva FLAVVV January 30, 2010

Paintball Noob 

A person that's new to Paintball.

Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.

Hey do you see that guy over there?

Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.

Or

Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!

Paintball Noob by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009