beetling 

The act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. Sometimes tricky to get back up

'what you doing?'
'beetling...'
'why?'
'mad hangover!'

beetling by barry manihigh January 20, 2013

beetling 

Throwing unrefined, wholewhweat flour into a sleeping victim's face so that they look like weavles are crawling all over them.

Since he hated bugs so much, once he passed out, he was in for a beetling.

beetling by nenaandphill September 15, 2008

Dung-Beetling 

1) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and build upon it until its an unstoppable torrent of shit ideas.

2) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and everyone rolls with it.

1) Julia Gillard really dung-beetled that carbon tax.

2) The whole world is Dung-Beetling regarding the war in Afghanistan.

Dung-Beetling by Dektra November 2, 2011

Penis Beetling 

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

Penis Beetling by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

beatlingual 

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.

Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.

beatlingual by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015

Beeting 

Meeting + Beating. A work meeting where the manager gives a verbal beating to employees.

Our weekly work meetings are becoming beetings given by the managers.

Beeting by yeshua2000 March 25, 2009

beatling 

Placing a Beatle wig on a sleeping victim so that they look like a member of The Greatest Band of All Time!

Since he was a Beatle Loser anyway, he didn't mind the beatling.

beatling by nenaandphill August 25, 2006