Offhanded

Something done without thinking.
Doing or saying the first thing
that pops into your mind.

"Honey I didn't need that Offhanded reply to my serious question!
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"

Offhanded by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

offhanded comment 

A comment made without thinking.

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"

offhanded comment by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

Offended 

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...

Offended by Danny-V October 9, 2008

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

recreationally offended 

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

recreationally offended by challbruh August 5, 2015

Offended 

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.

Offended by blockheadseth December 25, 2016

offended 

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

offended by geekmalone June 24, 2020