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n. from the Hebrew. one who has all metrosexual qualities such as: tight pants, versace t-shirts, and homoerotic bar-room tendencies.
yo last night my boy was acting like a zand; groping that guy at the bar.
Zand by t vance December 14, 2004
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Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.
Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."
Zand by Jerkythekid January 16, 2010

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

Zandatsu 

Zandatsu (斬奪 - "cut and take") was special technique used by Raiden during the World Marshal Incidents to extract fuel cell electrolytes from his enemies. By targeting their weak points in Blade Mode, Raiden was able to grab their power cores and recharge his FC and health instantly.
The Zandatsu technique can only be used by powerfull ninjas.
Zandatsu by JackTheRipper47 June 7, 2017
The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)
Loves doggos and is very Zander