The Olympians 

The Olympians are a large group of assholes in the sky that force their kids to do dangerous shit for them. They are also the major Greek gods(Zeus-DramaQueen; Hera-Bitchlady; Poseidon-Seaking; Ares-ScumBag; Aphrodite-Bitch; Athena-StupidandWise; Hephaestus-UglyRepairMan; Deméter-CerealQueen; Dionysius-DrunkDude; Hermes-Stealer; Apollo-EgotisticalSunBoy; Artimis-ManHatingGoddess) Almost all of these are made by me.

Dam those idiot-sorry, The Olympians *says in a sassy voice* in the sky-Cringe Kid

The Olympians by Cringe Kid December 16, 2018

Percy Jackson and The Olympians 

A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.

Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!

Percy Jackson and The Olympians by pjoisbetterthanhp August 27, 2020

The Olympics

Held every 4 years, this year in Rio De Janerio, 167 countries compete in many various sports & it's a Thrill to watch! It lasts a lil over 2 weeks. My favorite sport is gymnastics. Originated from sports events in Olympia, Greece very many centuries ago!

I can't wait til The Olympics start! I'll be glued to the TV & get to see excellent athletes from so many different countries! I love the opening & closing ceremonies too & the lighting of the Olympic Torch, the parade of flags from all the different countries. The Winter Olympics occur every 4 years staggered by a 2~year time frame from the Summer Olympics.

The Olympics by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Training for the Olympics

The act of taking a large healthy dump. This is usually a very long and painful process.

Where the hell is Leroy? We were supposed to meet here 20 minutes ago.

He had Chinese food last night and he wanted me to tell you that he'll be training for the Olympics this afternoon.

Training for the Olympics by rothead June 8, 2010

going to the olympics 

"having sex"
gold-straight sex
silver-oral sex
bronze-handjob
didn't place-making out

"so are you going to the olympics tonight?"
"yeah i'm hoping to place gold, but i'll probably get bronze"

going to the olympics by kevin collin and vince January 3, 2006

The Olympics

The only time that anybody will watch luge, curling, table tennis, ski jumping, or people swimming laps. Happens every other year, switching from winter to summer Olympics each time, often times being really awkward for the leaders of the countries who hate each other.

Right when I get really interested in seeing who wins in figure skating in the Olympics, they switch to curling.

The Olympics is that special time that ping pong becomes known as Table Tennis for a few weeks.

The Olympics by The Very Merry Crusader January 11, 2015

the suffering olympics 

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

the suffering olympics by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013