Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014

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Benita Sabu

Someone people love being around. She's smart, loyal, funny, AND she can do eyebrows. She threads like no other. Her makeup is on point and even when she's bare faced she slay. Everyone aspires to be a Benita Sabu. She's like the next generation Beyoncé. She's kind yet not someone people can take advantage of. She'll roast the fuck outta you for fun or to put you back in place. She's the founder of DEEZ NUTS.

person 1: damn bro did you see that?

person 2: nah man what you talking about
person 1: benita sabu bro she got them fleeky eyebrows
person 2: *gasp*

*end scene one*

Benita Sabu by KaileyMartinko October 19, 2019

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Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

Sausage Stuffing by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

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Pocket Sausage

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.

Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.

Pocket Sausage by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013

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