any douschbag
who is also cheap, talks funny, owns a business, has alot of money, is
jewish, or has had a member of their family
killed with poison gas
"Hey Dave can I borrow twenty
five cents?"
"No, I might wanna buy a gumball at
the mall later when I come out of Pac Sun."
Based on these two things put
together, Dave is clearly a Jewschbag.