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Infante is usually a spanish or italian last name. A lot of infantes have big hearts but go over board. Get too obsessed in their children's lives even though they're children are adults. They also feel like they need to make an impression on people. Always need to prove a point and look (act) like they are better then others...
"Hey, honey lets go to my mother's today so she can visit with the kids!"

"Uh...nah, not today...I don't feel like dealing with infante today.."
Infante by Pieces of none February 4, 2010
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Alexander Infante 

Small man who brags about his quads
Bro shut the up you sound exactly like Alexander Infante

Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic vocals and catchy tunes. Just like One Direction. Their music videos consist mainly of playing in the forest and running at the beach on a sunny afternoon. Recommended for every Belieber who seeks new idols to love.
« My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She always squeals with happiness every time she hears them on the radio! »

Infantryman

A single member of the larger whole that is the Infantry. One who is not only unafraid to fight but fights with a grin on his face.
There is only one job in the modern military and that is that of the Infantryman everyone else is just support.
Infantryman by 11B2P January 13, 2008

Infant Defending 

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

Infant Annihilator

A deathcore band from the UK thats lyrics often depict death, rape, and anti-religious themes. They have two albums, The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution and The Elysian Grandeval Galeriarch, which are available on iTunes.
Have you seen the latest Infant Annihilator memes?

Infantilism 

Enjoyment from infant-related things. Pretending to be a baby, wearing diapers (see diaper lover, speaking like a child (ie "I sowwy"), sleeping in a crib. Wide range of things, but all infant-related

Note that this is interest in the trappings/behaviour of youth, not sexual interest in the youth themselves (that's a pedophile)
Infantilism by Anonymous March 20, 2003