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Irritaint 

A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.
I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.
Irritaint by coyotemutt November 12, 2011

irritasting 

"Irritasting" (adj.): when you eat something you really like/been craving for awhile and it isn't as good as you remember
"I remember loving this last night when I was drunk but now its just irritasting."
irritasting by holdenfraserwatson January 17, 2017

irrizzistible 

When you have too much rizz and women and men alike start falling for you.
“OMG! Did you see that guy John? He’s so IRRIZZISTIBLE!!”
“Yo you lookin irrizzistible tonight 😏”
irrizzistible by THERIZZLER1037 January 5, 2023

IRRITITUS 

WHEN YOU ARE REALLY IRRITATED OR IRRITATED FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME YOU COULD SAY THAT YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM IRRITITUS - LIKE IT HAS NOW BECOME AN ILLNESS.
THE DOCTOR SAID IM SUFFERING FROM A FORM OF IRRITITUS MOST LIKELY CAUGHT FROM DAY TO DAY ANNOYANCES AND IRRITATING PEOPLE.

IF MY PARENTS DONT STOP NAGGING AT ME I SWEAR I'M GOING TO CATCH IRRITITUS FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.

CAUTION: PAPER WORK CAN CAUSE IRRITITUS.
IRRITITUS by LITTLE FEATHER February 27, 2009

irritits 

This occurs when a woman's boobs, or tits become irritated due to chafing of a shirt, the pain that follows running without a bra, or excessive activity of any kind.

Not to be confused with nipplitis.
Damn Julie, I got a bad case of irritits!
irritits by st. ale July 20, 2008

IrriTAINTing 

When your underwear constantly rides up and you have to pick it out. This indecent usually coincides with "swamp ass".
I was irritainting for the last hour of my hike yesterday. Every twenty minutes I had to pick my underwear out of my ass.
IrriTAINTing by jonnesovic May 13, 2011