strached

The act in witch someone both scraches and pulls/streches you. One of the two is usually acidental

He strached me last night when we were play fighting

strached by randomworkmaker November 13, 2009

Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Stracted 

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.

You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.

Stracted by TDThom October 17, 2007

stracheezically 

Playing a video game in a style that focuses on exploiting glitches and overusing cheezy tactics to progress in a video game. A play on the word "strategically".

Ramon's peers were disgruntled when he advanced in the Bomberman tournament, because he progressed by playing stracheezically.

stracheezically by onesquarefellow April 2, 2013

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

Wii-stracted by wabberjocky March 20, 2009