A non-lethal and rare form of autism found in kids ages 7-15 and adults 50+. Known as Pricititis because of its extremely expensive treatment procedures. Symptoms include an intense shaking of the hands, painful urination containing blood, and consumption of energy drinks.
A sock containing a turd that has nuts and corn in it, with a hole strategically in the toe of the sock, allowing the crap to splat out on the victim who is hit with it.