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woodwashing 

the act of using extraordinary amounts of saliva for the task of sucking dick
Did you just get your wood washed?
I love my baby's woodwashing techniques.
woodwashing by kamil olmec September 23, 2004
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a) a wild and crazy party with lots of sensuality going on, and probably some illicit substance use. cf a bash with wooing.

b) a party. a derivation from definition a)

c) an Atherton Chamber Singer's party. specialized usage, as most CS parties are woobashes(a)

It was created in and subsequently became a valid Scrabble word in Mr. Wuetcher's advanced freshman English class at Atherton High School, fall of 2001.
James' parents are gone this weekend so he's throing a woobash. Matt's getting ahold of a keg of Rolling Rock. Man, I wonder who hooks up this time.
woobash by Chet Gray April 8, 2004
i word used during elation
extreme happiness
woobash! i just scored a goal
woobash by Elliot Tur October 21, 2008
woodwash by CuteBoxer April 21, 2003
Woolash is when you have sexual intercourse with your gay cousin.
Cousin 1: Hey cuz, wanna Woolash?
Cousin 2: Go get the lube!
Woolash by Benchman November 2, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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