Skitdick 

An event in which you take a massive shit, and then turn right back around and ejaculate all over said shit.

Yeah, man, I was dealing with a huge skitdick last night.

Skitdick by Skynet Universe June 8, 2018

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

skidickle

The skin of a dill pickle

I really wanted a dill pickle, but instead got a skidickle on my burger

skidickle by Thundercats Ho April 5, 2017

shitdickness 

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

shitdickness by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

Shitdickonmytits 

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

Shitdickonmytits by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Holy Shitdicks 

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

Holy Shitdicks by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

shitdick 

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

shitdick by iggymessedup December 15, 2016