Arscott 

A name carried by a long lineage of legendary thinkers, crafts folk, nobles and badass visionaries. You would think that carrying such status would go to ones head, but not an Arscott. They remain kind, generous, funny and more often that not, they’re incredibly good looking. When you find yourself in the presence of an Arscott, remember to take a deep breath, remain calm and enjoy immercing yourself in the wisdom they will undoubtedly share.

“There’s something different about Gina, what happened?” “Oh, she met an Arscott, she’s so wise now! Lucky thing!”

Arscott by Hedge-Dweller January 4, 2018

arscott 

a cot for your arse (aka ass, buttocks, bumper, butt, etc.)

I got shot in the arse and now I have to walk around with an arscott strapped to my backside. Piggly-wiggly is a funny name for a store

arscott by bread infection October 21, 2005

arscoto

A fancy sausage made of sugar, arsenic, pop rocks, and human toes.

Child: What’s for dinner grandma?
Grandmother: I’m planning on making arscoto, child.

arscoto by SenateDemocrat September 5, 2020

go ascotting 

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

go ascotting by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

Ascott 

the state of drowsiness before you fall asleep.

Dude, your so drunk your almost ascott!

Ascott by Maisyn Tollefson October 11, 2007