Forrest Gump 

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

Forrest Gump by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

Forrest Gump 

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

Forrest Gump by Jackerfack September 30, 2009

Forrest Gump 

A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.

Forrest Gump will kick your ass.

Forrest Gump by fork82 October 16, 2011

forrest gump 

The best movie ever made. It stars TOm Hanks as Forrest Gump, a man with a 75 point IQ who although isn't smart, is amazing and achieved much more than you probably will in you entire lifetime. No offense! Also, If Forrest Gump was a real person and could speak faste/dress better, he could most likely be the president we've ever had.


I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!

Forrest Gump is the best movie I have ever seen. I must buy it ASAP and watch it all the time, and possibly quote it in front of ppl who know where the quote is from but havent seen the movie so they cant laugh and only be bitter that they dont get it.

forrest gump by francesface February 20, 2009

Forrest Gump 

A man with a low IQ and a big heart.

You: Sarah Palin was really smart.

Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.

Forrest Gump by Martin 'The Madman' October 3, 2011

Forrest Gump 

Someone who sits down with you when you are out someone that you dont want there.

Man sits next to you at a bar, you say "hey forrest gump, cant sit here"

Forrest Gump by Stinky McStink Face January 23, 2011

Forrest Gump 

1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.

2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.

Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.

Forrest Gump by clumsyannie November 24, 2010