The creation of a horrible plan. People who plot will always refuse to tell any of their plans to their friends. People who plot will often come in pairs, wanting to plot together against their friends and/or partners.

“God damn it, Julia and Violet are plotting again.”
“They scare me. I think we should be concerned.”

Plotting by LowestGround May 1, 2020

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Baby plotting

When woman is conspiring to have a baby.

Man my woman be baby plotting on me.

Baby plotting by Tburner December 22, 2020

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plotting against the black and white

This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.

Rachel: Hey, what are you doing?
Tina: Just sitting here plotting against the black and white.

plotting against the black and white by Tina Collins November 11, 2005

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plotting

Hanging out/ cotching. Having a little jam with a couple of people.

Can be abbreviated to plottin

She's got a free yard, I know she's not on having a massive party but I wouldn't mind plotting at hers for a bit

plotting by Lucy100 March 9, 2007

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