You know you're a Bitch-anus when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as
chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call
hot girls back.....damnit
In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of
your asshole.