Madderism

The way in which one followers a certain type of life style. The actions the choose will determine how close to "Madder" you become.

The ultimate goal in which you reach "Madder" status and follow along side Madder him/her self.

Only two poeple have ever reached madder-ism but many have followed in the path.

*A guy is sitting in a icepool* - Kid; "OMG MADDER"

"Omg look at that guy hes sooooo Madder"

"There goes a true desciple of Madderism"

Madderism by Thehumblemadder-desciple September 24, 2009

maddenism 

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.

"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."

maddenism by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004

Mulderism 

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

Mulderism by chilli ring November 5, 2009

mannerism

Referring to ones characteristic actions (often unconscious mode).

Mannerism often used today when referring to ones characteristics of 'acting' feminine, butch, or in between.

mannerism by b&f December 29, 2005

Manuerism 

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.

Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.

Manuerism by dickbagge June 10, 2009

mayerism 

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

mayerism by dave December 20, 2003

maddoxism 

Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:

- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.

I don't just believe in Maddoxism. I LIVE Maddoxism.

maddoxism by MoneyisAwesome January 29, 2010