N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances
Getting rorted in Thailand by the sametaxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa
When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.