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Fannybeak 

The all eluptious Fannybeak is a beak , that just so happens to be inside the fanny of the octopus , or scientificly named the fanniusbeakus. This contains many sharp teeth , such as women with vagina dentata , but please note that women with vagina dentata do not have beaks in there fannies !
May be used in contexts such as " Phwoar , did you see the beak on that fanny " or as an insult " you fannybeak "
Fannybeak by muguwana August 24, 2009
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Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.
Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020

Fannycake 

Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.
Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Fannycake by fannycake34 October 2, 2012

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.
fannybatter by Cutaway August 17, 2004

fannybaw 

1. A person with negative defining characteristics.

2. Literally, a testicle (baw) and vagina (fanny) combined to form a nonsensical abstract object.
"I don't like him. He's a fannybaw."

"Haw, fannybaw!"
fannybaw by Chookmeister October 26, 2003

fannyfaknackerpants 

a little madam who thinks highly of herself ie a pre adolescent female who is prone to temper tantrums, rebellious attitudes, the belief that she herself should be the sole focus within a family home.
Mother; becky will you start washing the dishes please?
Becky; thats not fair why should i do them? I did them 2 years ago! I had to go school for 6 hours today you've only been to work for 10. Why does everyone always pick on ME when something needs doing!(this is said as she stamps her feet up the stairs as she heads for her room)
Mother; get back down here and start the dishes fannyfaknackerpants
fannyfaknackerpants by the-kid August 24, 2007

wee fannybaws 

A Scottish Slang phrase meaning 'stupid little idiot". Often used by neds or angry mothers in Glasgow.
Cameron: Dad, I ductaped your bucky to the ceiling. Haha!
Andrew: Ma bucky! Wee fannybaws!
wee fannybaws by Jeh-Oh-Vaaaah January 14, 2016