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Asian Indian: (n) two or more questions. See also doubts.
Indian: "I have several queries about this website."
American: "Blow me."
queries by joeblowgt February 20, 2004

Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres. 

What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.

I am not the sum total of my search queries 

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
1. Medical term used for Herpes given to or received from an individual, during a QUICK internal or oral encounter.

2. Herpes from a Quickie
I two pumpped that snatch last week and ended up with a harsh case of querpes.
querpes by Willis Magee December 10, 2006
Look at that Queris, she just wants Rajiv.
Queris by heywhatsupman November 26, 2010
So my Mom ran me through a bunch of Queeries last night after I told her I was a Lesbian.
Queeries by SlimShugga June 6, 2016