Dwert 

A pessimistic asshole;
to be pessimistic;
Buzz Kill

Yo, that dude can be such a dwert!

Dwert by T-Bone Slice August 13, 2009

baby dweet

Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.

aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.

baby dweet by OOOFlord August 15, 2019

DERTAL 

Used when one encounters something they find entirely unfunny. Stands for "didn't even remotely think about laughing".

"the funniest thing happened yesterday, my grandma fell down the stairs lol"
"DERTAL."

DERTAL by big.$ean August 22, 2023

Dwartz 

An exclamation to one who has just been humiliatingly defeated.

As she finished a distant second, the winner looked her in the eye and exclaimed: 'dwartz!'

Dwartz by Tok'Talk May 28, 2021

Ska dert 

To leave quickly.

“I’m runing late again, I have to ska dert”

Ska dert by Skadertter84 June 9, 2018

dweet 

Jamaican term for "do it".

"Lard God! If di coacoa buttah cyant dweet, mi cyant help yuh mi frend! Jesas Christ!"

dweet by Pietro July 6, 2006

Dwet

The state of your penis being wet, in oral or intercoursal form. A hybridization of the abbreviation of "D" for "Dick" and "Wet". D + Wet = dwet.

"It's a nice day for a white dwetting."
"Todd's so gonna get dwet now that his psoriasis is gone."
"She heard that I had flavored lube so she dwetted me in the bathroom."

Dwet by Lloyd Colton November 1, 2009