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Workrastinate 

-verb
A portmanteau of the words "Work" and "Procrastinate".
Also used as "workrastination" and "workrastinating". Can be considered the opposite of traditional procrastination where one says "Oh it can wait one more day." A workrastinator may say "Let me just finish one more task."

1. To use work as an excuse to put off doing something else.
2. To be engrossed enough by work that it distracts you from another thing you intended to do.
"Oh sorry, I forgot we were going to lunch. I got caught up in workrastination."

"Stop workrastinating and get into the conference room for the daily meeting."

"If I'm not out in 5 minutes, come save me because I've started to workrastinate."
Workrastinate by mistersneak August 13, 2009
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workcrastinating 

When one simultaneously works and procrastinates. They will be working on something while doing something unproductive at the same time. This causes work to be completed more slowly, but is considered preferable to procrastinating.
Mike: Hey joe, have you started that term paper yet?

Joe: Yeah, but I'm barely done, as I've been workcrastinating while playing this cool online game.
workcrastinating by shkibb May 19, 2010

Workastinate 

I didn't want to write my essay, so I workastinated on it by doing all of the easy homework first.
Workastinate by Sexy Waffles 247 December 15, 2013

workcrastinat 

When you procrastinate on one work project by doing another (usually less important) work project.
Caj workcrastinated by working on a different, less important, but more interesting work project.

"I'm so glad you brought this design project to me, now I can workcrastinate."
workcrastinat by BoomFoxx September 25, 2014

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026