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Workrastinate 

-verb
A portmanteau of the words "Work" and "Procrastinate".
Also used as "workrastination" and "workrastinating". Can be considered the opposite of traditional procrastination where one says "Oh it can wait one more day." A workrastinator may say "Let me just finish one more task."

1. To use work as an excuse to put off doing something else.
2. To be engrossed enough by work that it distracts you from another thing you intended to do.
"Oh sorry, I forgot we were going to lunch. I got caught up in workrastination."

"Stop workrastinating and get into the conference room for the daily meeting."

"If I'm not out in 5 minutes, come save me because I've started to workrastinate."
Workrastinate by mistersneak August 13, 2009

workcrastinating 

When one simultaneously works and procrastinates. They will be working on something while doing something unproductive at the same time. This causes work to be completed more slowly, but is considered preferable to procrastinating.
Mike: Hey joe, have you started that term paper yet?

Joe: Yeah, but I'm barely done, as I've been workcrastinating while playing this cool online game.
workcrastinating by shkibb May 19, 2010

Workastinate 

I didn't want to write my essay, so I workastinated on it by doing all of the easy homework first.
Workastinate by Sexy Waffles 247 December 15, 2013

porkcrastination

The consumption of bacon or other pork based breakfast meats in an effort to avoid work or other unpleasant tasks.
Susie's piggy breakfast was pure porkcrastination, as the pile of laundry stayed right where she'd left that morning. John porkcrastinated over his sausage and eggs, not wanting to face his evil boss.
porkcrastination by Schleprechaun February 23, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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