the feed

whats happening right now. see you later intelligent people. it was nice knowing you.

the feed- dude is your facebook feed like meg addicting or what?

the feed by alexabo January 2, 2011

clog up the feed 

When someone really annoying on Facebook constantly updates their status, pictures, or comments on everyone's wall with nonsense.

Bob: Dude Jim is getting so annoying.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He continues to clog up the feed.

Bill: Yeah I hate when people do that

clog up the feed by Giz Pants April 4, 2010

Flooding the Feed 

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.

Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.

Flooding the Feed by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014

Strap on the feed bag 

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

Strap on the feed bag by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

Flooding The Feed 

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.

Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed

Flooding The Feed by TheTickTock October 10, 2011

fresh on the feed

something that is newly posted onto the news-feed of Facebook or any other social network

Joel-"Where are those pics of our game of beer pong?"
Michael-"They're fresh on the feed"

fresh on the feed by thats soo tits April 27, 2011

putting on the feed bag 

eating or having a large meal with gusto

After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

putting on the feed bag by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 7, 2024