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standing at attention 

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

standing at attention 

In marching band, standing with your feet together, stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up, and eyes with pride. It is very painful after long amounts of time.
After standing at attention for so long, my legs felt like jelly.

Private Dick Peter at attention 

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

not enough attention at home syndrome

uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.
damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?