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A Martin 

A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
A Martin by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019

A Martin 

A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc
'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'
A Martin by BROY4 September 27, 2022

A Martin Leather 

A narcissistic driving instructor
If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

pull a martin 

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months
pull a martin by microsoftie October 16, 2013

Pulling a Martin 

A gambling term when someone thinks they have the best hand, but doesn’t know the game rules, thereby losing a substantial number of chips
He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin
Pulling a Martin by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020

Pullin' a Martin

It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin
Pullin' a Martin by nepats May 27, 2018