fapphones

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

fapphones by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007

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Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

Fappiness by Big D L May 22, 2008

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Fapphone

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

Fapphone by Phapper July 27, 2009

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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