Ponge

Noun improper. (Pon-j)

The glorious snack (thrown away by most people) that is left in the sink after one has washed the dishes.

"Got hungry the other day but there was no food in the fridge so I just ate the ponge."

Ponge by Sizzlingmess July 24, 2020

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Ponge

An incredibly small penis

Oh damn you have a ponge

Ponge by zhizhigaming February 14, 2021

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ponge

when a sponge is so used that it's basically falling apart. it's not even a "sponge", it lost it's actual name. a ponge.

"we need new sponges, this one is so worn, it's not even a sponge anymore."
"so a ponge?"
*laughter ensues*

ponge by ninibini March 24, 2022

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phelds podge

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.

ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle

phelds podge by lexicali slim September 20, 2009