Tom Harris 

When you are making love to your woman from behind, you put your hand over her mouth and nose to suffocate her. You then try to finish before she dies.

Dude last night things got a little wild with Carol. I Tom Harrised her and we almost had to make a trip to the hospital.

Tom Harris by Tom H. Collins February 26, 2009

Tom Harris 

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

Tom Harris by BertCocain November 22, 2021