nards Share definition Flag 1.Reference to testicles, or bravado. 2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation 1.Wolfman's got nards! 2.I lost the game. Nards! nards by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002 0 0 Get merch Get the nards mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch