Skip to main content

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich
My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night
Related Words

obi-wan knobie 

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular
obi-wan knobie by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Fort Knoxing 

Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.
Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.
Fort Knoxing by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010
Someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. Also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. Often times a coworker who knows everything "just ask them" except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back
Worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us
Knowie by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016
A person who worships knox and his "flash" so much, that he will vote 0 and write abusive reviews on knox parodies on newgrounds.com, telling them to "Go to hell, Knox is the most talented flash artist and you suck!", because he obviously can't take a joke about an artist, just because he's a fanboy.

Synonyms: knox nazis, knox fans with no sense of humor (except only for knox's "flash"), knox fan boys, etc.

It's kind of like of what a toadie is to legendary frog and what a Foam-Head is to illwillpress and/or foamy
A knoxi wrote a bad review on my movie, just because it was bashing knox.

Knoxis complained that one of knox's dubs got flagged, and then they all jumped for joy when a person unflagged it, once again letting Knox get away with breaking NG rules, even though RenegadeClock's overdub of one of Knox's movies got deleted. Pure hypocritism if you asked me.
Knoxi by ShortbusGus February 20, 2005

Pulling a Knoxe 

The act of someone showing up to a party uninvited. Especially if they’re been denied multiple times
“Should we try get into that motive?”
“Nah ngl we cant be pulling a Knoxe that’s a bit wet”
Pulling a Knoxe by Jsonmyfeet39 April 24, 2019