The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that
you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find
the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.
-You
obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen
credit card?
Husband: The thief was
spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you
reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!