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smashface 

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)
As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."
smashface by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006
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Smashable 

A Level of Hotness for a Girl. Smashables are girls that you would definately have sex with sober, willingly and quickly if given the chance. Smashables are right behind the top tier of hotness which is Edible
Yeah there are a bunch of Smashables in the bar tonight.

Smashability 

A ranking system of how fuckable a girl is. This ranking system has to do with raw sexual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system.
"Hey Mary is pretty hot."

"What's her smashability level?"

"Its a solid 8."
Smashability by Kashmando October 3, 2011

Smashable 

Meaning a person is ready for you to "smash", or you would "smash" them.
aka; put your p in their v or v on v or p in b
DO IT WITH THEM , but in a less vulgar way.
I saw this hot girl at the club, she was totally smashable.
Smashable by youngrichouttacontrol February 22, 2011

smashable 

a girl or women that is very attractive, thus you want to have sex with, to smash with
She is very smashable.
smashable by vtboyinfl June 8, 2010
Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.
No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.
smashfag by magma! February 24, 2011