clogmonger 

A word meaning a large penis, it will clog an anus.

He shoved his clogmonger into her ass.

clogmonger by The Baboonaphile May 28, 2009

cogmonger

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

cogmonger by wetdreams April 23, 2010

ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clitmonger 

one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.

I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.

clitmonger by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

clogbogger

1.A person (female) who often clogs the toilet them blames it on someone else
2.Someone that calls names when they don't know what it means such as: idiot, douche bag

Wow what a clogbogger no wonder why she doesn't have friends.

Dude that guy is such a clogbogger is funny!

clogbogger by Sasha Pringam June 10, 2011

Coonmonger 

Another way of saying coon, just a random insult

This guy is such a coonmonger

Coonmonger by Fr3eaze April 27, 2025