Suburbacop 

Police that don't actually fight crime, but just do things such as give speeding tickets or bust up teenage parties because they have nothing better to do.

Man, if I lived in the city, these suburbacops wouldn't be following me around everywhere I go at night waiting to give me a ticket.

Suburbacop by simon34 May 25, 2009

Suburbahood 

a wanna-b hood in the Suburbs.

A bullshit ghetto in the suburbs.

Yo i just sold a 1/4 lb of that sticky icky purple to these frat boys in the suburbahood.

I just robbed these two upper middle class cats for there dubs in the suburbahood

Suburbahood by dalastdraco September 1, 2009

Suburbatory 

Residential area of temporary punishment.

Renee couldn't wait to move out of suburbatory.

Suburbatory by Qty1974 July 7, 2009

Suburbanocrity 

The complacent/grateful acceptance of a predetermined lifestyle, which eventually leads to a vivisection of the human spirit, a loss of creativity and original thought, detrimental social conformity, and a need for peer approval rather than the desire to become peerless.

95% of Americans suffer severely from suburbanocrity, evidenced by their acceptance of the nightly news as truth and their desire to believe they cant do any better than their current station in life.

Suburbanocrity by Sickcero July 27, 2012

Suburbacoon 

A raccoon who lives in the suburbs and is acclimated to people

My suburbacoon came by today to beg for some food.

Suburbacoon by Arabrab Setab June 14, 2021

Suburbacoon 

A wild raccon that is at ease with the suburban surroundings and people

My suburbacoon came to my patio to beg for some food

Suburbacoon by Arabrab Setab June 14, 2021