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Teapotting 

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.
"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
Teapotting by Trashrock July 24, 2012
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teapotting 

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
teapotting by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007

Teapotting 

Teapotting is when the guy puts his hand on his hip when he is thrusting into the woman during sex.
"Jim rested his hand on his hip (teapotting) when he fucked his wife in the ass"
Teapotting by Beebins September 11, 2006

teapotting 

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!
teapotting by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

Teapotting 

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape
my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night
Teapotting by jacko999 March 11, 2009

Teapotting 

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.
Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.
Teapotting by Genderfaux October 23, 2014