The Gentleman's Knock 

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.

"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

The Gentleman's Knock by Amynonomous May 13, 2014

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork by Borkems91 April 6, 2010

knock the sand out 

Used appropriately, "knock the sand out" is an alternative way to tell a guy when he is being a pussy and needs to man-up. Origins of the original phrase "knock the sand out of your vagina..." can be found on an early season episode of South Park. (Cartman speaking to Kyle)

ESPN Reporter: Vince Young is being kept overnight at Vanderbilt medical center, his family and teammates fear he may be suicidal after today's loss and season-ending thumb injury which will need surgery.

Titans fan: Wow, VY... KNOCK THE SAND OUT!!!

knock the sand out by Tennessee_Webster November 26, 2010

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. 

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. by looart January 4, 2020

club/knock the stuffing out of sg 

(infml, originally NY slang): make sb. feeble, weak or demoralized

“Talk quickly – those fellows are clubbing the stuffing out of Union Pacific.”
O’Henry: 100 Selected Stories, Wordsworth Classics, 199, p.74.

club/knock the stuffing out of sg by Petyush March 29, 2005

knock the socks off 

surpass or beat.

"it will knock the socks off the opposition"

knock the socks off by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon 

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011