Loftiss 

Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.


Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.

"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"

Loftiss by Longrod Von Penisface February 25, 2009

loftiss  

A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends

guy 1: wow look at glenn he's such a loftiss.
guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha damn asshole.

loftiss by gamer1578 April 23, 2009

loftising 

To ball so hard that absolutely no mother fuckers can find you to swag harder than any one who is Justin arnolding. To fuck bitches and get money on an astronomical level

Damn Justin there's josh loftising like a champion. I wish my dick swung like his.

loftising by Jiggaman555 May 9, 2013

Loftising 

anything that represents consuming alcohol slowly, from babysitting beers, waiting to take shots, or buying 7oz beers instead of 12

Hey man quit Loftising that beer...that's your first one and we're already on number 4.

Loftising by nrb2s October 19, 2010

Josh Loftis 

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

Josh Loftis by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009

loftiestbow221 

A guy who is extremely honey for woman but can only get friend zoned he also never hops of Xbox

Hey see loftiestbow221

Yeah why?

I heard he got rejected by Mia khalfia

loftiestbow221 by SoTheOneisOnebutOns December 11, 2019

lofiss 

An unpopular person, who is in either college or high school.

I don't want her at my party. She's such a lofiss!

lofiss by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017