godblock 

similar to the cockblock, a godblock is the loss of a sexual action(s) because omnipotent reasoning by the other partner. This can be due to finding god or becoming closer to god, and believing that god disproves of that sexual act.

My girlfriend and i where having sex until she realized that god does not approve of sex until marriage. She immediately stopped having sex with me, a classic godblock.

godblock by fishsticksgayfish April 9, 2009

Godblock 

When the penis is too big for the entrance in which it is trying to penetrate and penetration isn't possible as a result. "God" literally made the hole too small and blocked your cock.

"Dude, I tried to get with them but my dick wouldn't fit. Fucking godblock....."

Godblock by BC1989 April 20, 2009

Goblocker 

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

Goblocker by Godflesh May 24, 2011

godblocked 

Godblocked refers almost synonymously to the term "cockblocked." However, this form only occurs when there are natural phenomena which only God could be controlling that are blocking your cock from vaginal penetration or other womanly pleasures.

While my girlfriend Allisyn was studying abroad in Indonesia, she sent me a letter one day saying "I miss you. Being away from you makes me realize just how much I truly love you. I want you to be my first the minute I get off of that plane back home." I was excited.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.

godblocked by Shawn J. R. January 1, 2008

God Block 

A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.

Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?

God Block by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010

Goblocks

One of the considered names of Roblox from 2003 to 2005, alongside with Dynablocks.
Unlike those 2 names, it never had a actual logo, despite that there was a fan art of it.

Dude 1: hey wanna play goblocks?
Dude 2: yes, and btw It’s called Roblox, but that name was in 2003

Goblocks by Numpty911 March 11, 2022

Godblocked 

When you've pulled out all the stops to ensure that you will get laid and you get all the way to the bedroom only to have your advances rejected at the last moment due to some allegiance to an invisible deity or code of ethics from an outdated book.

John: Dude, I had it all set up, house to ourselves, candles, a stupid chick movie, I played tears in heaven for her, i had my face as smooth as a baby's ass, got her wet, took her to the bedroom, got naked, and she's all like, "the bible says.. blah blah blah." I was like omfg!

Dave: You totally got Godblocked dude. Did you enjoy blue balls?

John: Eat shit asshole.

Godblocked by G-Fizzlezorz February 9, 2010