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weedophile 

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures
matt is such a weedophile
weedophile by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

Paedophile effect 

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.
I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.
Paedophile effect by NewJaeger March 1, 2015

Paedophile 

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older
Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!
Paedophile by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011

Webophile 

A person who looks at various different websites for extended periods of time for entertainment
"Stop sending me so many links you Webophile!"

"How long have you been surfing the web for?"
"Six hours."
"You Webophile."
Webophile by CammersJDL April 2, 2009

spiritual paedophile 

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.
Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.