monkey monster
monkey monster by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009
Get the monkey monster mug.
Hoboken hairy monkey monster
A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!
Hoboken hairy monkey monster by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008
Related Words
money monster
Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!
Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!
Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!
money monster by bruhbutton420 August 18, 2019
monster money
monster money by mermaidadelaide August 5, 2009
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
In use: