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Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!
Trish Best, best known by her stage name FELONI, is an African-American lesbian rapper from Detroit, Michigan. She is also known by many of her fans as the "Godmother" of the "out" urban lesbian hip-hop movement. She was featured on Coming Out Stories, a reality television show on LOGO that depicts the lives of gays and lesbians coming out to their families and friends.
That lesbian rapper FELONI is off the hook! You should check out her album!
FELONI by CWWP21 August 8, 2008

felonize 

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.
Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.
felonize by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

Felonacious 

The act of being a felon; Hardcore, cool
That was such a felonacious deed
Felonacious by Brittany G September 21, 2006
(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.
The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.
felonin by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023