funsucker 

A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.

Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!

funsucker by SupaC November 26, 2010

funsucker 

somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.

The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.

funsucker by MacQuarrie December 4, 2003

funsucker 

someone or something that sucks the fun out of everything

Man, Kelly is a real funsucker! She told us not to have alcohol at the party or she would call the cops!

funsucker by S@nt@n@ April 14, 2010

funsucker 

One who sucks the fun out of situations.

Allison is a funsucker.

funsucker by mahu_55 May 5, 2005

Funsucker 

1. One who is exclusively parasitic in his or her relationship with banter; 2. someone unable to maintain any form of symbiotic relationship with banter; 3. one who cannot sustain his or herself on his or her own banter and requires the energy created by others to get by.

Person A: "I went to Paris at the weekend."
Person B: "Really, that's cool! What did you do?"
Person C: "I went to Spain once and it was better than France."
Persons A + B: "C, you are a funsucker, my friend."

Funsucker by Riddledeedum February 22, 2013

Funjacker 

A person who is known to ruin the good time being had by others.

See funjack

It was a blast at Duff's Brooklyn tonight, with nary a funjacker in sight to put a damper on things

Funjacker by DanoNYC June 27, 2011

fun sucker 

One who sucks fun.

A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.

Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...

Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...

George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.

fun sucker by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005