smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

smoothing by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011

smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner

smoothing by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009

smoothing the cat 

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

smoothing one out 

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

smoothing one out by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

smoothing it 

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

smoothing it by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

Smoothing the butter 

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

Smoothing the butter by Tcassius October 1, 2010

smoothing it 

Living in the lap of luxury in a rugged setting.

"My parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they're smoothing it." (i.e. they stay in a five-star mountain region hotel and hire a Swiss guide.)

smoothing it by Susan Macaluso January 12, 2007