Asslok

A hardcore muthafucka who rocks all ass in all videogames. Beyotch!

Asslok put yo ass on lokdown.

Asslok by Asslok December 2, 2003

assload 

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

assload by bug August 31, 2003

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

bakers assload by truecraigles October 7, 2008

Assload 

The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.

Assload by Darth Meatloaf April 28, 2011

Asslo 

Asslo is a nickname some Unordinary readers call Arlo.

"ASSLO AND REMI WILL GET TOGETHER! I SWEAR IT"

Asslo by AssloxRemi September 16, 2017

assload 

A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

assload by DJ Dropa Duce December 6, 2009

Assload 

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

Assload by Just Too Much March 29, 2010