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horny monkey 

A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.
Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey
horny monkey by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021

horny monkey 

that would be every single guy *cough* mark strickland *cough*
horny monkey by amber February 26, 2004

Monkey Llama Horn 

When a monkey and a llama have a horn.
Dude.... look a Monkey Llama Horn. Sweet.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

J Money Horn 

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."
"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."

-J Money
J Money Horn by Chester October 25, 2004