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hypnotist 

A dance that was born from a mishap in a hypnotism session.
1)The dancer sits in a chair and places his right leg on a coffee table, then beats his head vigorously on a picture frame while venting his personal thoughts about life and singing a national anthem of his or her choice.
2)The slang name for tricking a young trick or treater into invading the man with 15 attack dog's house to find a "twix the size of godzilla" that resides in his basement.
1) I'm taking a hypnotist class at the dance academy. I brought my own picture frame and have been reviewing the French national anthem all week!

2)Have you seen billy? since i pulled that hypnotist last week i haven't seen him.
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Hypnotist 

When a man cums into a girls eyes to blind them, than he proceeds to slapping her silly.
Girl: Yesterday josh hypnotised me...

Girl: guess that makes him a hypnotist
Hypnotist by dude6546 February 27, 2009

hypnotically beautiful 

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.
The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

Hypnosis Mic 

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone
Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.
Hypnosis Mic by doppo March 2, 2021

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

NetFlix Hypnosis 

NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.
Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.
NetFlix Hypnosis by BbStarD April 14, 2011